Total Medals Earned: 442 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,475 Points
Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/65 points)
3x dead
First time dead
Completing a level without accident
Use a chainsaw
Help Harry find his way home
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Commit suicide 15 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Score less than 20,000 points
Submit your score
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.